Beer Rates

Rates for Organised/ Budget Conscious People Who Aren’t After Anything Too Elaborate or Kinky*

 

*Conditions:

*This service will be restricted to Mondays from 8am until 6pm from the 15th of September 2026

*My presentation will be clean, neat and tidy, but I will not be spending my usual 2 to 3 hours grooming to perfection before we meet – I may very well be in gym gear or in casual clothes with bare feet. If you’d like no effort spared preparing for you, refer to Champagne Rates

*That you book your appointment 24 hours or more in advance or you will pay Slightly Less Organised rates,

*That you confirm your appointment with a quick text on the morning in question at least an hour prior to your starting time (“still keen” would cover it) or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/Punctual rates

*That you arrive and leave on time, or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/ Punctual rates

*That you have no service requests that require extra preparation or time, costumes or equipment, such as anal play/sex, dress-up fantasies, or a burlesque or toy show.

 

Service Incall only
30 mins $250
1 hour $350
2 hours $500
3 hours

4 hours

5 hours

$650

$800

$1000