Rates for Organised/ Budget Conscious People Who Aren’t After Anything Too Elaborate or Kinky*
This is my attempt to keep things affordable and fair for people who would like to support my business and bare witness to my slutty shenanigans without having to sell their soul to pay for it.
The service level is a naughty girl friend experience, and my recent escapades in cat houses around Sydney, Newcastle and the Central Coast have informed me that I’m doing far too much for not enough money, so I’ve restricted availability for this generous offering to Sundays and Mondays.
30 Minutes $250
1 hr $350
2hr $500
3hr $650
4hr $800
5hr $1000
Conditions:
This service will be restricted to Sundays from 10am until 3pm and Mondays from 8am until 6pm from the 15th of September 2026
*My presentation will be clean, neat and tidy, but I may very well be in gym gear or in casual clothes with bare feet. If you’d like no effort spared preparing for you, refer to Champagne Rates
*That you book your appointment 24 hours or more in advance or you will pay Slightly Less Organised rates,
*That you confirm your appointment with a quick text on the morning in question at least an hour prior to your starting time (“still keen” would cover it) or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/Punctual rates
*That you arrive and leave on time, or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/ Punctual rates
*That you have no service requests that require extra preparation or time, costumes or equipment, such as anal play/sex, dress-up fantasies, or a burlesque or toy show. These services are available at Champagne Rates