Fine fine, have it your way. I’m sick of missing enquiries because I was out gallivanting around. If it says I’m available in Bennetts Green I will be lolling around […]
I was given the extreme displeasure of a rotten cold over the last couple of weeks. I will keep the whinging to a dull roar, suffice to say I generally […]
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The land of untouched bananas
I have family in QLD, and a storage unit I still need to empty out, so it made the most sense to me to combine the trips up to see […]
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Buttplugs, Brats and Bitches
Buttplugs, Brats and Bitches? Or Balance, Breathwork and Beaches? Why not both? This spring has been a reawakening, I fell heels over head in lust with a very inadvisable idea, who […]
It was me. Despite knowing damn well what happens. After a lifetime of being me, I have learned that there have to be rules, the rules are there for a […]
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A Poem for my Suiters
Spring is sprung The grass has risen Cum and cover my ass With jism
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Loyalty Rewards Program
Hello hotties! Here’s a sneak peak into my Onlyfans, just in case that’s something you’d be into. I know watching me touch myself all over from a distance isn’t for […]
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Storms and Sprains
The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Mighty Mouse here had plans yesterday, to meet a rather tall and elegant man & eat a nice dinner […]
Good morning fluffy little bunnies & other assorted woodland creatures. I am awake. It’s 7.43am. I’ve been awake for 5 hours or so, because apparently my life is accompanied by […]