Non Sexual Services
*no erotic energy or nudity. Horny people, you’re on the wrong page. Sexual services can be found on the other rates pages.
Coffee date – $250 – untimed coffee & chat about life, the universe, anything you’re curious about. A chance to meet and see if we vibe, or a chance to pick my brain & ask the kind of questions you can’t really ask anyone else. Outcall only.
Cuddle Puddle – $150/ 30 minutes or $250/ hour – Let me be your bosom friend, a shoulder to cry on, a warm soft place to rest your head. This service is strictly G rated. We will remain fully clothed and any topics discussed will not be of a sexual nature. Touching and snuggling will be of an affectionate, platonic nature, with the aim of meeting the needs of people who are lonely or touch starved but not necessarily horny. No touching of underwear areas, but you can safely assume the knickers aren’t full briefs and rest your hands on my butt cheeks. The focus of this service is cuddling and spooning.
Beauty Parlour By Lani – $100/ 30 minutes or $180/ hour – unforced, gentle, joyful validation of your capacity to be beautiful and soft and femme. Lets explore your aesthetic and play dress-ups together, have a little mani-pedi moment, maybe dye/style your hair or wax or pluck or maybe even do acrylic extensions together. Genderbending has never felt so wholesome!
Body Doubling – $80/ 30 minutes or $150/ hour Let me help with your energy levels and motivation! Body Doubling is basically the concept that boring or difficult jobs are much easier and more fun if you do them with an interesting and fun friend! If you have things you’ve been putting off forever, lets get on top of it now, and have a blast doing it! Let me entertain & motivate you while you smash out your chores, get through that work out, spring cleaning or finish filing those divorce papers! Whatever the dreaded task is, it will be easier if we do it together.
Non-kinky Reparenting – $100/ 30 minutes or $180/ hour Would you like to explore or revisit the experience of non-judgemental maternal care and affection from someone who is supportive, positive, thoughtful, and who genuinely wants to help you develop into a person you can be proud of? Would you like to have a hot meal prepared for you while you tell me about your day? Do you want to be tucked in with a bedtime story, or a lullaby? This service is about validating your emotional and social need for non sexual physical affection and safe boundaries with someone who sees the person you could be if you were safe, supported and given all the tools you need to build a wonderful life. Let me feed you, hug you, tell you stories, sing you songs, kiss you on the forehead, and tell you you’re a sweet baby who is going to do great things today.