I have had a couple of very quiet and sleepy weeks after my last big trip! My next trip up that way will have different accommodation than the last couple of times, if anyone has accommodation recommendations or warnings for the Gold Coast, would love a heads up!
One of the magic ingredients I have been searching for since my return is a routine that is sustainable, and fun, and interesting – this little gremlin cannot be bound down by mundane routines for too long before they start getting me down – I need my everyday to be a bit sparkly, to have rhythm and flow, or the grey dusty boring sameness of it all starts dragging me under.
I appreciate creatures of habit who provide structure and routine, who add predictability reliability, but I am not one of them. Not unless the routine contains enough sparkle and variety to keep it interesting and challenging, anyway.
To that end, I would LOVE you to come and help keep me company for the less fun parts – I have always struggled with time management and fiddly little administrative things, things that are less fun than being a flirty little chatty Cathy who loves discussing life, the universe and everything, who loves raising eyebrows and heartrates and providing a bit of shock and glamour and putting a bit of giggle and spark in your day.
What’s in it for you, besides my appreciation? I already said it’s for the boring bits, so will you be bored if you deign to help this disorganised and flighty little creature do her homework? I hope not – if you like underdressed ladies who would much rather talk to you than do their homework, you might be at least moderately entertained.
My plan is to livestream on Onlyfans first thing in the morning while I’m blogging and sorting out the plan for the day/ answering booking enquiries and to do my homework mainly during the slow periods when there isn’t anyone on the stream to talk to.
My onlyfans is @Lanibanani23. It’s currently USD20 a month and is 99% explicit content. I’m open to having a PG version that’s less explicit and less expensive if there is enough interest in it, as I used to be able to use Twitter as my motivating social media platform but since the billionaire with the breeding kink bought the platform its gotten pretty prudish and unfriendly to sex workers.
If you’re an oldschool twitter whore or client, drop me a comment and let me know where all the ho’s are now! I miss having a large pool of slutty degenerates in my mentions, it’s incredibly motivating having people to bounce ideas and really tragic dad jokes off of, and very demotivating to be shadowbanned eternally.
You can also find me on bluesky, @banani.bsky.social (on the days when I remember that it exists lol). It’s pretty slow and quiet compared to twitter, and shitty political opinions still dominate the feed, but there are more nudes and fewer nazis.
I have no idea how discord works, if anyone wants to educate a little luddite, message me!
The other thing I have restarted is my fitness routine. I am currently doing yoga/pilates and circus skills training 3 days a week, and I will be organising a PT & dietician in the next few weeks, with the goal of regaining my former strength, stamina and flexibility – although to be fair, I’m pretty flexible and fit now, I just want to be able to fly through the air in sparkly leotards at high speed because it seems like a really good time.
Thats enough rambling for today, I think. I will livestream on OF tomorrow morning, come and keep me company if you can! if you can’t, i understand, feel free to message me here or on my other social media.
Lani xx
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